Funny Temptation Quotes

#1. Ah, well, being conflicted means you can live a shallow life without copping to be a shallow person.

Gillian Flynn

#2. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Joey Adams

#3. I liked making people laugh, and I decided I was an atheist early on. My Dad was all right with that. We argued about it all the time, but it was good-natured. He was the most open-minded human being I've ever known.

Dave Barry

#4. I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

Mitch Hedberg

#5. I invented the pelican, but probably not the acorn or unicorn.

Daniel Davis

#6. It is funny how mortals always picture us as putting things into their minds: in reality our best work is done by keeping things out.

C.S. Lewis

#7. Since piety has become the fashion at Court, dramatic authors imagine that their pieces would be more welcome if they added in a little devotion. At first their plan succeeded, but now no one can bear their comedies.

Elisabeth Charlotte D'Orleans

#8. I don't feel proprietorial about the problems of philosophy. History has taught us that many philosophical issues can grow up, leave home and live elsewhere.

Julian Baggini

#9. Not what I didn't feel it's what I didn't show

Maroon 5

#10. Self-knowledge is better than self-control any day," Raquel said firmly. "And I know myself well enough to know how I act around cookies.

Claudia Gray

#11. I can resist everything except temptation.

Oscar Wilde

#12. You don't get to make withdrawals from the time bank. Only deposits.

Linda L. Richards

#13. [On social change:] What I say is that if one country is annexed by another, its nationality is not changed overnight. Social processes are often very, very slow.

Margaret Case Harriman