Funny Telenovela Quotes

#1. Men said things like "peace in our time" or "an empire that will last a thousand years," and less than half a lifetime later no one even remembered who they were, let alone what they had said or where the mob had buried their ashes.

Terry Pratchett

#2. It is a lie that our anger justifies our impulse to hurt or ignore our antagonists. We are to forgive to be forgiven. To wait for them to repent before we forgive and repent is to allow them to choose for us a delay which could cost us happiness here and hereafter.

Henry B. Eyring

#3. As a broad generalization, big businesses have no moral objections to being whores. Getting into bed with Uncle Sam is all a question of price, not principle.

Jonah Goldberg

#4. Was my sin basically one of untruthfulness? Or, more likely, one of cowardice? But the liar knows the truth. The coward knows his fear and runs away.

Josephine Hart

#5. The Spirit of God brings justification with a shattering, radiant light, and I know that I am saved, even though I don't know how it was accomplished.

Oswald Chambers

#6. There is neither happiness nor unhappiness in this world; there is only the comparison of one state with another.

Alexandre Dumas

#7. People often become scholars for the same reason they become soldiers: simply because they are unfit for any other station. Their right hand has to earn them a livelihood; one might say they lie down like bears in winter and seek sustenance from their paws.

Georg C. Lichtenberg

#8. My head hurts and my heart feels nothing but numb blankness.

Huntley Fitzpatrick

#9. Quoting an old proverb: "An empty cart rattles loudly." she said. meaning, One who lacks substance boasts loudest.

Alan Brennert

#10. To understand what the outside of an aquarium looks like, it's better not to be a fish.

Andre Malraux

#11. I think I'm past my due date. I just feel it.

Liam Neeson

#12. Wise men will apply their remedies to vices, not to names; to the causes of evil which are permanent, not to occasional organs by which they act, and the transitory modes in which they appear.

Edmund Burke

#13. Rose finally found her voice and turned on Dimitri. "Really? This guy? Are you sure?" I shared her disbelief.

Richelle Mead