Funny Taxi Driver Quotes

#1. It is interesting to note that the words silent and listen contain all of the same letters, just rearranged.

Suzanne Marsh

#2. The act of focusing our mightiest intellectual resources on the elusive goal of goto-less programs has helped us get our minds off all those really tough and possibly unresolvable problems and issues with which today's professional programmer would otherwise have to grapple

John Brown

#3. If you're not at the front, you're not in the race.

David Millar

#4. Lately even the harshest critics of President Bush have been forced to admit maybe he's right about freedom's march around the globe. What if we are watching an example of presidential leadership that will be taught in American schools for generations to come? It's an idea gaining more currency.

Brian Williams

#5. If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Steven Wright

#6. Satan's chief device of temptation is to attack the truth of God.

R.C. Sproul

#7. Any one could write a book," said the taxi driver. " Yes, they could, but they DON'T," said Maeve Binchy

Maeve Binchy

#8. Motivation is the single most important factor in any sort of success.

Edmund Hillary

#9. Sometimes we don't find the thing that will make us happy because we can't give up the thing that was supposed to.

Robert Breault

#10. Because you cannot see him, God is everywhere.

Yasunari Kawabata