Funny Tagalog Jokes Quotes

#1. There is nothing glamorous in what I do. I'm a working man. Perhaps I'm luckier than most in that I receive considerable satisfaction from doing useful work which I, and sometimes others, think is good.

Saul Bass

#2. I was beginning to realize that all the food in the world, and all the running shoes, could not make me happy. The material things were worthless. I had lost my family. I wasn't loved, I wasn't free, and I wasn't safe. I was alive, but everything that made life worth living was gone.

Yeonmi Park

#3. As a college student, you're depending on your scholarship money, money your parents send you. So I guess when people start talking about big figures, it doesn't hit me.

D'Brickashaw Ferguson

#4. He who has access to the fountain does not go to the water-pot.

Leonardo Da Vinci

#5. Simply cutting the taxes for America's wealthiest families is clearly not creating the needed new jobs, and that strategy is unlikely to succeed in the future.

Tim Johnson

#6. Those who would be called tyrants cannot be called free men.

Nathan Huggins

#7. When I disconnect from Skype, I can let go of the cheerful face I've been trying to hold for Jess's sake.

Lark O'Neal

#8. Religion asks you to learn from the experience of others. Spirituality urges you to seek your own.

Neale Donald Walsch

#9. I work virtually every waking hour.

Alvin Toffler

#10. Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.

Gabrielle Tozer

#11. Resiliency is the key to love.

Ronald Rolheiser

#12. Chairman Mao not only introduced Pinyin in China, but also simplified half the Chinese characters, believing that fewer strokes would enable more people to learn to write the characters.

David Tang

#13. The main focus for me is not trying to find duet partners. It's about just making great songs. I want most of my album to be in my voice, because it's my point of view.

John Legend

#14. The basic problem is that web 2.0 tools are not supportive of democracy by design. They are tools designed to gather spy-agency-like data in a seductive way, first and foremost, but as a side effect they tend to provide software support for mob-like phenomena.

Jaron Lanier

#15. Then it was that were passed the laws restricting emancipation and prohibiting education.

Henry Charles Carey