Top 10 Funny Swahili Love Quotes

#1. It's because I'm pregnant, Christian."
He snorts, and his mouth twists into an ironic smile. "If I knew getting you knocked up was going to make you eat, I might have done it earlier.

E.L. James

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#2. Make your work your play and your play your work.

Phil Jackson

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#3. You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

David Letterman

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#4. Those who have the immense dishonesty to fight with a ballot box in one hand and a rifle in the other have no place in democratic politics.

Neil Kinnock

Funny Swahili Love Quotes #598568
#5. Of offering more than what I can deliver,
I have a bad habit, it is true.
But I have to offer more than I can deliver,
To be able to deliver what I do.

Ken Kesey

Funny Swahili Love Quotes #708886
#6. Art and irony would disintegrate the personality, kitsch makes it whole.

Mike Curran

Funny Swahili Love Quotes #712511
#7. It's better to be lucky than good.

Lefty Gomez

Funny Swahili Love Quotes #721598
#8. Every individual is a person necessarily imbedded in a range of multiple relations, and therefore, no one is really independent in anything but a relative sense; no one is truly autonomous.

David Novak

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#9. Reprove your friends in secret, praise them openly.

Publilius Syrus

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#10. The first song that I remember writing in its entirety was when I was 9 years old. I wrote it on a bus, on a field trip. It was called 'Mystery Man,' and in retrospect, it was the beginning of my exploration of what it was like to have a man in your life, because I didn't.

Kat Edmonson

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