Funny Supermarket Quotes

#1. Interwoven as is the love of liberty with every ligament of your hearts, no recommendation of mine is necessary to fortify or confirm the attachment. - Author: George Washington

#2. If not you, then who? If not now, then when? - Author: Andrzej Kolikowski

#3. The universe is one of God's thoughts. - Author: Friedrich Schiller

#4. I want to make it clear what I am not saying. I am not saying that fiat money, once established on the ruins of gold, cannot then continue indefinitely on its own. - Author: Murray Rothbard

#5. I wasn't aware of Green Arrow as a kid. My thing growing up was wrestling. - Author: Stephen Amell

#6. There are other writers whose work is connected with everyday life and with the history of the people. And this doesn't mean they have any connection to nationalist ideals. Sometimes, they even suffer more at the hands of nationalists. - Author: Teju Cole

#7. If you think of ice cream, it (Helvetica) is a cheap, nasty, supermarket brand made of water, substitutes and vegetable fats. The texture is wrong and it leaves a little bit of a funny aftertaste. - Author: Bruno Maag

#8. My goal was to show that even if people work in a garage or a supermarket, they have very funny things to say. We never hear their voices. - Author: Michel Gondry

#9. My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons. - Author: Chris Rock

#10. Economics and politics are the governing powers of life today, and that's why everything is so screwy. - Author: Joseph Campbell

#11. Our purses shall be proud, our garments poor; for 'tis the mind that makes the body rich - Author: William Shakespeare

#12. That's the recoil of the same urge. The anarchist, the criminal, the murderer, he is only the extreme lover acting on the recoil. But it is love: only in recoil. It flies back, the love-urge, and becomes a horror. - Author: D.H. Lawrence

#13. So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions". - Author: Tim Vine

#14. I like to take afternoon naps in the nude. - Author: Cleo Moore

#15. The world is ruled by cowards and cravens; brave men have put them there. - Author: Damon Meredith

#16. May you be set free from all your fears.
May you be saved from all your troubles.
May you be rescued from every calamity. - Author: Lailah Gifty Akita

#17. Laser light flickered all over him as if he was a packet of biscuits at a super-market check-out. - Author: Douglas Adams

#18. Also, I have a pouch below my belly, whereas I'd always had a thin waist before. Now there's this situation down there, low and grabbable. If it had a zipper, you could store stuff in there, like a fanny pack. - Author: Anne Lamott

#19. Music might be defined as a system of proportions in the service of a spiritual impulse - Author: George Crumb

#20. What must the English and French think of the language of our philosophers when we Germans do not understand it ourselves? - Author: Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

#21. I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the corner is actually stuffed full of my paperbacks. - Author: Molly Harper