Top 23 Funny Stink Quotes
#1. Find fitness with fun dancing. It is fun and makes you forget about the dreaded exercise.
Paula Abdul
#2. Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink.
Jim Slattery
#3. How do you get to be a person who is made miserable because the weather changed its mind, because the weather doesn't live up to your expectations? How do you get to be that way?
Jamaica Kincaid
#4. Russia is an amazing country to be an entrepreneur.
Maelle Gavet
#5. Being invisible would be pretty great. You could watch everybody, sneak into places and know what people were saying.
Jaime Pressly
#7. There is more carbon in the atmosphere trapping heat and moisture than ever before in the 165,000 years of human history.
Thom Hartmann
#8. He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink!
Rick Riordan
#9. You are not to say 'stink,' " interrupted Helen; "at least, you may say it, but you must pretend you are being funny while you say it.
E. M. Forster
#10. The evident character of this defective cognition of which mathematics is proud, and on which it plumes itself before philosophy, rests solely on the poverty of its purpose and the defectiveness of its stuff, and is therefore of a kind that philosophy must spurn
Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel
#11. I have tolerated the deceitful and the malicious for long enough. My sword shall now answer them.
Steven Erikson
#13. Cult Mother- Now what does your spirit animal say to you?
Thugs- Uhm...Uh...
-King Shark smashes through the roof-
King Shark- Hi. My name is Trixie. I like to party.
Adam Glass
#14. Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.
Edward Young
#15. angular momentum appears in two forms : one of them is angular momentum of motion, and the other is angular momentum in electric and magnetic fields. There is angular momentum in the field around the magnet, although it does not appear as motion, and this has the opposite sign to the spin. If
Richard Feynman
#16. Ha ha," he told her. "I get it. Very funny. Everyone loves a good deaf joke. Hey, why did God make farts stink? So deaf people could enjoy them, too." When
Joe Hill
#17. Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat garlic then my breath's gonna stink and he'll think ... Oh for fuck sake, shut up internal dialogue!
Zathyn Priest
#18. Feelings find each other, I thought. Let one in and the others follow. At that moment it seemed that all our feelings were shimmering above us, around us, in a new and stunning constellation.
Leila Howland
#19. There are lines that I know are going to get a belly laugh, but after a few shows I get sick of hearing myself say them so I drop them.
Sammy Davis Jr.
#20. I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift.
Bill Hicks
#21. No more words. We know them all, all the words that should not be said. But you have made my world more perfect.
Terry Pratchett
#22. The issue of who will throw the garbage won't be so trivial when no one is throwing it away, and it starts to stink. When the plates pile up in the kitchen sink, or when the bathroom is grimy and the shampoo ran out. No, it won't be funny then.
Eeva Lancaster
#23. I'm not representing any organization. I represent the people of Ohio, and a lot of people in Ohio feel very strongly about their Second Amendment rights.
Rob Portman
