Top 8 Funny Steal Your Girl Quotes

#1. The way I see it ... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.

Ellen DeGeneres

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#2. Basically, whenever someone says they're wrong, conservatives too often fall back on claims that those who disagree with them are biased and thus worthy of being ignored, a convenient position that allows them to avoid debating uncomfortable criticisms.

Kurt Eichenwald

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#3. Mind concentrates: it acts out of the past. Meditation acts in the present, out of the present.

Rajneesh

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#4. No one wants to die, and no one wants to die poor. These are the two fundamental truths that transcend culture, they transcend politics, they transcend economic cycles.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

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#5. If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.

Emo Philips

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#6. A great life is not the result of a formula perfectly followed. Rather of a God wholly trusted.

Eric Ludy

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#7. I'm glad I ran into you. It was true. Seeing him shirtless and sweaty was like a shot in the arm. She now felt like she had the hormone power to walk for miles.

Becky Wade

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#8. I steal from the rich to give to myself.

Robert Thier

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