Funny Sneaky Quotes

#1. I have dashed across continents and oceans as a fugitive and have matched my wits with the police and secret agents seeking to deprive me of one of the greatest blessings man can have-liberty.

Jack Johnson

#2. At the end of the day, I'm a human being and I just think that's what it is. Challenging stereotypes by just being who I am.

Tinie Tempah

#3. Jane Austen would be so proud. Another girl trussed up for a fancy party."
"On the contrary, she'd be horrified. All that skin. You'd need about another five yards of material.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#4. Some people tend to throw your love to the dogs when you become totally submissive to them, but when you want to get out of the heat, they pull you back into the kitchen.

Michael Bassey

#5. No one will ever accuse James Carville of taking himself seriously.

James Carville

#6. What I have always assumed in him to be bravery may be merely an ignorance of consequences. He thinks he is safe, because he is what he says he is. But he's out in the open, and surrounded by strangers.

Margaret Atwood

#7. Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen.

Adam Rex

#8. Beloved is man, for he was created in the image of God. Beloved are Israel, for they were called children of God. Beloved are Israel, for unto them was given the desirable Torah

Rabbi Akiva

#9. A single son endowed with good qualities is far better than a hundred devoid of them.

Chanakya

#10. A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.

Adam Young

#11. You never know / What opportunity / Is going to travel to you, / Or through you.

Mary Oliver

#12. You shall not discover the truth being being blinded to faith.

Malinda Lo

#13. No individual has sufficient experience, education, native ability and knowledge to ensure the accumulation of a great fortune, without the cooperation of other people.

Napoleon Hill

#14. Once you know what the story is and get it right - as right as you can, anyway - it belongs to anyone who wants to read it.

Stephen King

#15. A male after my own heart. And don't knock perversion, you judgmental little fuck. You never know when you might find it appealing.

J.R. Ward

#16. Harry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.

Lewis Black

#17. Number two, we're going to play with a lot of effort. Our guys are going to be in such good shape that fatigue is not going to be a problem. We're going to play with full effort from snap to whistle on every play the entire game.

Steve Spurrier