Funny Sly Quotes

#1. An actor equals, sometimes, an entitled baby. People take care of things for me, and they pay greater attention to things than I was ever capable of doing. But in the last few years, I have learned a great deal more about taking care of things. I pay my own bills now.

Christian Slater

#2. Looking back, I didn't realize until years later what a huge influence Red Skelton was in my stage demeanor with the band. I mean, I always liked things that were funny, and later I realized that having a sly sense of humor was a way to get attention and even respect in school.

Jello Biafra

#3. Facebook didn't know how successful Zynga would be.

Yuri Milner

#4. The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!

Kin Hubbard

#5. I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache.

Peyton Manning

#6. The Thieves of Manhattan is a sly and cutting riff on the book-publishing world that is quite funny unless you happen to be an author, in which case the novel will make you consider a more sensible profession-like being a rodeo clown, for example, or a crab-fisherman in the Bering Sea.

Carl Hiaasen

#7. Herein find fiction full of whimsy, wit, hurt, and terror. Wicked, as in wickedly funny, is in the mix, too, along with a prose style both seductive and sly. Any one of Doug Watson's first collection of stories, The Era of Not Quite, can mend a broken world.

Christine Schutt

#8. What a ridiculous sentiment. 'Adventures' is just a different name for 'terrible ideas.

Cecil Castellucci

#9. I wish the state of enthusiasm I am now in may last, for today I FELT there is a God. I have been devotional and my mind has been led away from the follies that it is mostly wrapped up in.

Elizabeth Fry

#10. If there were no thunder, men would have little fear of lightning.

Jules Verne

#11. Never let a name or circumstances define you. Rise above it and one day you'll realize you're worth fighting for"

-That Girl.

H.J. Bellus

#12. Audrey turned to him, a sly little spark hiding in her eyes. "THe only man who gets to call me'love' would be waking up next to me after a very, very fun night.
Fun night. Oh yes.
"Guess what?" She leaned closer. "You will never be that man.

Ilona Andrews

#13. You can't provoke, you can't insult the faith of others, you can't make fun of faith,

Pope Francis

#14. I made a mental note to put a safety label on my scalp: WARNING, TOP STEP IS NOT FOR STANDING.

Rick Riordan

#15. I did things I should not have done. But people make mistakes, especially at my age, when you feel you are so smart, but in fact you are an asshole.

Martina Hingis