Top 23 Funny Slippers Quotes

#1. "It's so beautiful!" she said, a little breathless with her speed. "You never saw anything so beautiful! It has come! I thought it had come that other morning, but it was only coming. It is here now! It has come, the Spring!"

Frances Hodgson Burnett

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#2. I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

Russell Howard

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#3. The idea is that when the teaching begins to happen, it is an experience - but experience needs language, and at the same time, language needs experience.

Chogyam Trungpa

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#4. I've never walked home wearing just a pink robe and a pair of slippers.

Jessica Sorensen

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#5. What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant. Why are elephants wrinkled? They don't fit on the ironing board. How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose. Why do elephants have trunks? Because they'd look funny with a glove compartments

Jodi Picoult

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#6. Even her pink bunny slippers seem to prick up their ears.
Diary of a Penguin-napper (p. 15)

Sally Harris

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#7. Beauty draws the seer towards the person seen; it invites them to know and have confidence in that person even without knowing the person intimately.

Pia De Solenni

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#8. If you dishonor an agreement, learn from the experience and do your best next time. It is an act of grace to forgive. It is an act of love to offer yourself another chance.

Miguel Ruiz

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#9. herself from the rains. But through the raw and broken trees she could see the valley, faint beneath a gelatinous fog. She's all but certain that she's falling toward the very same

Jason Gurley

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#10. Well I ain't Dr. Phil, but I'm smart," she said.
"And your shoes are cuter than his," I said, trying to sound at least semi-normal.
"Yeah they remind me of Dorothy's ruby slippers, only mine are wedges 'cause I'm more fashion conscious than she was.

P.C. Cast

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#11. Then he smiles because he knows deep in his bones that his dad has gone and said something really funny probably. He kicks off his sheet and slides his feet into his slippers. Bunny sits in the living room, slumped low on the sofa, full of Geoffrey's Scotch and Poodle's cocaine.

Nick Cave

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#12. If you can take it to the next level and really tell an interesting story in a unique and fresh way, then I feel like that's a great song.

Bonnie McKee

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#13. Without businesse debauchery.

George Herbert

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#14. My plans were put aside by the prospect of her return. Then she returned, to say that she had other plans.

Dan Adams

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#15. Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.

Michael Callahan

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#16. I was tempted my junior year to go out of college and forgo my eligibility. I had broken several world records. I did have a lot of people telling me that I should go pro.

Natalie Coughlin

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#17. But today, something begins to shift. I see that there might be some way I can take the raw material of my life and transform it into something that has order and structure. I can make sense of what, until now, has been senseless.

Dani Shapiro

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#18. Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.

Roald Dahl

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#19. No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth to say you aren't everything I know you are, I'll stuff that bagel in it. Plain. Without cream cheese.
Healthy food
the ultimate threat.

Rob Thurman

Funny Slippers Quotes #167843
#20. Shoes are funny beasts. You think they're just clothes, but really, they're alive. They want things. Fancy ones with gems want to go to balls, big boots want to go to work, slippers want to dance. Or sleep. Shoes make the path you're on. Change your shoes, change your path.

Catherynne M Valente

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#21. True Christianity is a life of sacrifice. It requires that in everything we live for the Lord and others, not ourselves.

Rick Joyner

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#22. Quality input determines a quality output and feedback.

Ikechukwu Joseph

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#23. There are other people who have it a lot worse

Stephen Chbosky

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