Funny Slide Sayings

#1. Never base your budget requests on realistic assumptions, as this could lead to a decrease in your funding.

Scott Adams

#2. It takes a lot more energy to bury pain than it does to confront it.

M.J. Abraham

#3. I try to put the same spirit into that that I put into any other music endeavor I'm involved in.

John Frusciante

#4. To escape death, she'd become death.
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Sarah J. Maas

#5. I like the idea of federal employees licensed to carry weapons who are also heavily medicated; it just works for me on all sorts of levels.

MaryJanice Davidson

#6. It's not just the thought we think that matter; it's how we think them, how long we think them, and how often we think them. A thought has to be thought again and again in order for it to embed in our brains. So to fade a thought or get rid of it altogether, stop thinking it.

Toni Sorenson

#7. Her bikini - small; heels - tall
She said she liked the ocean.

LL Cool J

#8. cherish what you have, for in an instant it can be gone. And when it's gone, let the memory not be a weight that drags you down, but a bright light leading you forward.

Juliet Marillier

#9. Hasn't anyone ever told you," Jesse asked, in a semi-amused voice, " that a gentleman never lays a hand on a lady?"
Which I thought was kind of funny, considering where Jesse had had his hand the last time I'd seen him. But I thought it better to let that slide.

Meg Cabot

#10. But there's a juicy artery in your groin," he said after a pause to regroup, his voice as slithery as a snake on a slide.
"Don't you talk dirty," I told him. "I won't listen to that.

Charlaine Harris

#11. When your teammate looks you in the eye and holds you accountable, that's the greatest kind of leadership there is

Doug Collins

#12. As an adult, I'm not supposed to go down slides. So if I'm at the top of a slide, I have to pretend that I got there accidentally. "How the hell did I get up here? I guess I have to slide down. Whee!" That's what you say when you're having fun. You refer to yourself and some other people.

Mitch Hedberg

#13. Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice.

Diane Arbus

#14. Keep practicing," he told her.
"Until I get it right?" she said. But he corrected her.
"No. Until you don't get it wrong.

John Flanagan

#15. The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.

Chris Hardwick

#16. In this endeavor to wed the vision of the Old World with that of the New, it is the writer, not the statesman, who is our strongest arm. Though we do not wholly believe it yet, the interior life is a real life, and the intangible dreams of people have a tangible effect on the world.

James Baldwin