Funny Sidekick Quotes

#1. So ... I'm the funny one? I'm the funny sidekick?
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That's no way to talk about anyone! To say they're just hangers-on to someone more important.

China Mieville

#2. I mean, why would you want the funny sidekick when you can have the heroine?

Lauren Layne

#3. I think there's a certain space people have decided I occupy - the funny-sidekick thing.

Zooey Deschanel

#4. PROCRASTINATION means you know what you need to do and you don't do it. If you don't know what to do, you aren't procrastinating. You're thinking.

Lynn Lively

#5. Wayne shrugged. Guess anytime I find a corpse and it ain't my fault they're dead, I feel a little relieved.

Brandon Sanderson

#6. Morale is when your hands and feet keep on working when your head says it can't be done.

Benjamin Morrell

#7. TV deals in very broad strokes. Like, 'Oh, that's my dumb friend', or, 'That's my funny friend.' A true best friend, a sidekick, has to be a little deeper then that. You have to feel like there's nothing either character won't do. That someone really, really has their back.

Willie Garson

#8. The modern preacher who devotes his energies to church administration, to counseling, and to preaching sermons to people, most of whom have already obeyed the Gospel, has no close parallel in the church of the first century.

Jack P. Lewis

#9. Humility is a Divine property and the perfection of the Christian life. It is attained through obedience. He who is not obedient cannot gain humility. There are very few in the world today who have obedience. Our humility is in proportion to our obedience.

Thaddeus Of Vitovnica

#10. There are whole worlds we know nothing about, and yet people are the same in every culture. Some have great wealth. Others have great need. All need a Savior.

Matt Brown

#11. If you can't taste an ingredient, you have to ask yourself why it is there.

Yotam Ottolenghi

#12. You feel rain in a used bookstore. The old pages pick up the damp and mustiness like old bones do rheumatism.

Josh Lanyon

#13. A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul.

Ambrose Bierce

#14. I realize nobody's coming to save me. I must save myself. I must be my own super hero. Although I am open to a sidekick.

Karen Salmansohn