Funny Salesforce Quotes

#1. You are not one of Pentrigrel's creations. This is not where you belong. He will not keep his word to you. He is concerned only with himself. You cannot condemn yourself to this over Lunette's fate.

T.A. Miles

#2. You know you're on stage being the life of the party and trying to get laughs, and then, in a lot of ways, you don't have anything to give once you give it to the people.

Artie Lange

#3. If the conscious falls into the unconscious you fall into a coma, and if the unconscious falls into the conscious and becomes conscious itself, you become enlightened, you become a Buddha, a Sosan.

Osho

#4. Sarek looked up with something like hope in his eyes. "I must say," he said, "I am impressed. You are quite a detective, Doctor." "All doctors are detectives. All the ones worth their salt, anyway. . . ." "I will get you as much salt as you want, Doctor," Sarek said,

Diane Duane

#5. Singing is and always will be a part of my life.

Tammin Sursok

#6. My heart is at ease knowing that what was meant for me will never miss me, and that what misses me was never meant for me.

Arianna Huffington

#7. I would as soon leave my son a curse as the almighty dollar.

Andrew Carnegie

#8. I'm scared, too. And there are times I question what I deserve, but we're in this together. So fall with me,

J. Lynn

#9. I'm saying maybe you should stop putting so much energy into lamenting the fact that [redacted] was wrong about you, and start putting your energy into proving her right, instead.

Marissa Meyer

#10. You don't achieve greatness in life being surrounded by mediocre people with mediocre values. Choose your company wisely.

Amy Chan

#11. The strength of the church is not the strength of its institutions but the authenticity of its witness.

Leonard Sweet

#12. Play and transformation were a bit part of my childhood - using whatever materials were at our disposal, my brothers and I would constantly build and create fantasy worlds.

David Rockwell