Top 11 Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes

#1. Will there be cake?

Anthony Cupitt

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #23804
#2. Back then, as a kid, you made a choice of who you liked, and it was either us or 'Take That.' And if you liked 'East 17', it showed you knew what was going on, you were clued up, had better taste in music.

Brian Harvey

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #130093
#3. One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.

James Hetfield

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #153406
#4. I think sometimes when you play those extra shifts, it gets you into the game a little bit more and gets you a little bit more involved.

Patrick Kane

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #268630
#5. Fly Away changed my life. There are certain songs that do. When I won the Grammy, I was in Paris. I sort of forgot about it.

Lenny Kravitz

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #484787
#6. PowerPoint is the Rodney Dangerfield of software. It gets no respect.

Ken Goldberg

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #508339
#7. When I was 16, nobody else talked like me. Nobody else sounded like me.

Linda Hunt

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #597532
#8. One day hurt will also change into memories.

So Hee Park

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #842036
#9. I am a firm believer that God has already ordered the things that have taken place in my life ... and I'm just learning to follow the path he's laid before me.

Monica Denise Brown

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #1666323
#10. In a weird way it was just too good to put down. It was like a novel so disgusting you just have to finish it.

Stephen King

Funny Sailing Birthday Quotes #1720023
#11. May Your Swords Stay Sharp! - Lan Pendragon

Robert Jordan

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