Funny 44th Birthday Quotes

#1. The word troubled her, though. 'Indispensable.' It was a word people tended to resort to when dispensability was in the air.

Michel Faber

#2. Excellence always sells.

Earl Nightingale

#3. I was trying to disturb the war.

Joan Baez

#4. Unless you jump on it, precipice can teach you many things!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#5. O my soul, is not this enough? Dost thou need more strength than the omnipotence of the United Trinity? Dost thou want more wisdom than exists in the Father, more love than displays itself in the Son, or more power than is manifest in the influences of the Spirit?

Charles Haddon Spurgeon

#6. Just a moment his own consciousness had plunged through his daddy's darkness to an incomprehensible word much more frightening than DIVORCE, and that word was SUICIDE.

Stephen King

#7. There is death in the folds of her skirt and blood about her feet. She is for no man.

Joseph Conrad

#8. Love, acceptance, friends, two kids that I love. I have to take care of myself for them. I've also been a vegetarian for two years.

Ricky Martin

#9. If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.

Sam Levenson

#10. If kindness doesn't work, try more kindness.

Chogyam Trungpa

#11. When you're looking that far out, you're giving people their place in the universe, it touches people. Science is often visual, so it doesn't need translation. It's like poetry, it touches you.

Story Musgrave

#12. eager to see such a wonderful thing,

Anonymous

#13. World-wide warming moved tropical diseases into northern areas which had no defenses against them.

Nancy Kress