Top 23 Funny Rock N Roll Sayings
#1. God tends to fight not on the side of the oppressed but on the side of the oppressor because the later has bigger battalions.
Chukwuemeka Ike
#2. A man who cannot be enticed by money or intimidated by the threat of jail or death has two of the strongest weapons that anyone has to offer.
Jesse Jackson
#3. When I started out, everyone seemed to be adopting these names ... Johnny Rotten, Sid Vicious. I wasn't really Rotten or Vicious or Nasty, so I wanted something a bit more funny - yet something that seemed real rock 'n' roll ... something that acknowledged my ambition.
Billy Idol
#4. My Muse sits forlorn
She wishes she had not been born
She sits in the cold
No word she says is ever told.
Stevie Smith
#5. Popular women use positive, optimistic language in their online profiles, not buzzwords like "future thinker". Here are the ten most often used words I found: easy-going, love, laugh, laid-back, optimistic, outgoing, fun, down-to-earth, pleasure, adventure.
Amy Webb
#6. He studied with the guru of rock n' roll, Baba Oom Mow Mow, who taught his own version of the Golden Rule: Do wop unto others as you would have them do wop unto you.
Swami Beyondananda
#8. I'm forty-two," he said. "That's eighty-four in musician years.
Monica Wood
#10. These days, rock 'n' roll is much more about rock than about roll. I don't do rock. But I'm interested in that roll part, because that's the funny little bit that makes it hip.
Nick Lowe
#11. Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers.
Andrew Barger
#12. To use the old jailhouse term and not the modern rock and roll one, a punk's question.
Adrian Barnes
#13. May the perfect grace and eternal love of Christ our Lord be our never-failing protection and help.
Saint Ignatius
#14. We believe that government works for the benefit of private life, and not the other way around.
Mitch Daniels
#15. The amazing thing about Freak Out! was that there was nothing quite like it in rock 'n roll at the time. It was really simultaneously crude and ugly, and incredibly sophisticated. The Beatles were funny, but there was nothing with the kind of sneer that you could feel in the music of Frank Zappa.
Matt Groening
#16. You can have the platinum album, but when you still feel like you haven't quite found your place in the world - it kind of gives a crazy offset.
Kendrick Lamar
#17. Everyone thinks these are self-portraits but they aren't meant to be. I just use myself as a model because I know I can push myself to extremes, make each shot as ugly or goofy or silly as possible.
Cindy Sherman
#18. Yeah, cause that would be a smart choice. So, I should just forget about the whole lying to me thing when you pronounce you will never do it again?"
"Yes."
"You'd have a better chance getting a donkey to shit gold.
Elizabeth J. Kolodziej
#19. Jews and papists are ungodly wretches; they are two stockings made of one piece of cloth.
Martin Luther
#21. I was brought up on rock-'n'-roll. It was sort of funny because I couldn't get interested in anything else - I tried and tried but I couldn't get into science ... or mathematics, I just cut myself off from anything else there was to get interested in.
Bette Midler
#22. Yeah? Rock 'n' Roll is fast, you know. If all goes according to plan I could be in rehab next thursday. Tuesday week I'll be living on an island with a small Indian boy.
Noel Fielding
#23. I think I enlist comedy to a serious purpose.
Tom Stoppard
