Funny Risque Quotes

#1. Death does not linger where he is defeated.

Anita Diamant

#2. Serve yourself, put the food away, then eat.

Dan Buettner

#3. Somehow, we each create our own prisons, one for which only we, hold the key.

Sue J. Daniels

#4. Those who will not start, will never finish.

Jack Adams

#5. You can't drink too many otherwise you can't see what you're throwing at.

Eric Bristow

#6. We never know how much has been missing from our lives until a true writer comes along.

Alfred Kazin

#7. We should keep a careful diary of our moments of envy: they are our covert guides to what we should try to do next.

Alain De Botton

#8. Real spiritual authority has to do with the truth of the actual words being spoken, and the spirit of the person behind the words. Really, authority is about truth: honest-living truth.

John Ortberg

#9. The all-glorious Christ is both the means and the goal of our salvation from blindness.

John Piper

#10. If you keep pretending you're in that book, it will make you not want to live in the life you're in.

Cornelia Funke

#11. The pressure is always there ... I just have got to go out there and enjoy my moment and do my best.

Lyoto Machida