Funny Risk Management Quotes

#1. Suffering, then, is the badge of true discipleship. The disciple is not above his master. Following Christ means passio passiva, suffering because we have to suffer.

Dietrich Bonhoeffer

#2. Although an ass is tired, he continues to carry his burden; he is unmindful of cold and heat; and he is always contented; these three things should be learned from the ass.

Chanakya

#3. I need to listen to chill music when I'm driving. It prevents road rage.

Aaron Paul

#4. I didn't want to even stand next to any high rise building as long as I lived ... I didn't even want to go over a bridge.

Stephen King

#5. Every story must have such a terrible moment, or it wouldn't be interesting.

Sherry Thomas

#6. It is hard sometimes to see how other actors are working when you are working with them.

Miranda Otto

#7. Shoulder to shoulder, a coordinated movement of the people, their blood no longer confined in the limited circulation of the body but rolling sweetly and yet still returning through the infinite extent of China.

Kafka, Franz

#8. Above, below, all around are the movements of the elements. But the motion of virtue is in none of these: it is something more divine, and advancing by a way hardly observed it goes happily on its road.

Marcus Aurelius

#9. Assassins take no pride in fighting fairly. We take pride in winning.

Robin Hobb

#10. A standard of living is of the nature of habit ... it acts almost solely to prevent recession from a scale of conspicuous expenditure that has once become habitual.

Thorstein Veblen

#11. Once I catch a serious FUCK IT wave, I ride that thing right up to the sand.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

#12. The sky is full of tokens which speak to the intelligent.

Hugh Miller

#13. Virtue is not to be considered in the light of mere innocence, or abstaining from harm; but as the exertion of our faculties in doing good.

Joseph Butler

#14. White is not a mere absence of color; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black. God paints in many colors; but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white.

G.K. Chesterton

#15. Live your dreams now!

Shelia E. Bell