Top 11 Judy Tenuta Quotes
#1. My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.
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#2. Love Goddess in training. It could happen.
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#3. You can't get a body like mine in a bottle unless you push real hard.
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#4. Friends are just enemies who don't have enough guts to kill you ...
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#5. Judy, you don't know nothin' about the South. You don't even know the difference between the North and the South.'
I said, 'Oh yes I do. In the North, there's a cutoff age for sleeping with your parents.
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#6. I turned down a date once because I was looking for someone a little closer to the top of the food chain.
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#7. How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?
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#8. I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.
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#9. What do men want? Men want a mattress that cooks.
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#10. I'm half-Italian and half-Polish. So I'm always putting a hit out on myself.
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#11. This guy says, "I'm perfect for you, 'cause I'm a cross between a macho man and a sensitive man." I said, "Oh, a gay trucker?"
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