Funny Relieved Famous Quotes & Sayings

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Top 19 Funny Relieved Quotes

#1. I don't need to own a super nose to feel addicted to you. My heart already is. His - Author: Laurann Dohner
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#2. Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? - Author: Hayden Thorne
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#3. Hollywood will put you in a box, so to speak. Some people will have seen you in 'La Bamba' or another dramatic film and think, 'Okay, that's what Lou does.' But they don't really have an idea of the range or diversity that I can bring to a project. - Author: Lou Diamond Phillips
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#4. It's a hard life sometimes and the biggest temptation is to let how hard it is be an excuse to weaken - Author: Walter Dean Myers
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#5. We got to do a few things with President Clinton. To be invited to Washington again to play with Ashanti and all those other cool people there in front of President Bush and the rest of the world feels awesome. I'm really looking forward to going. - Author: Darius Rucker
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#6. Anger... agony... so familiar emotions. - Author: Deyth Banger
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#7. I mean it used to be, there was a time ... when lynchings of African Americans were not that incredibly rare. Now the lynchings are the police and it's just an outrage. - Author: Ben Stein
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#8. It still hurt her to see their poems before her, printed in the curving Yeged-dai script, using Yegedin forms and the images so beloved of the Yegedin: the single pebble, the grasshopper at twilight, the song of a heartbroken lark sitting in a bent tree. - Author: Yoon Ha Lee
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#9. Critter: I was fairly relieved when Sea took off on her own. She was wearing some two-sizes-too-small T-shirt, practically forcing my eyes to home in on "the girls," and all I could think was I'm going to turn into a pillar of salt. - Author: Lara Deloza
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#10. Isobel moved farther into the kitchen, not knowing whether to be relieved that her mother hadn't had an atomic meltdown, or mortified that she'd taken it upon herself to play head chef with the nearest thing Trenton High had to a Dark Lord. - Author: Kelly Creagh
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#11. The first thing I do after work is take off my TV makeup with a gentle cleanser. I also try to exfoliate twice a week. Waking up with dull, flaky skin is no way to start the day. - Author: Natalie Morales
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#12. I put the photo in an album called Mortifying Emotional Moments, and I title it Soggy Napkin Note. The last selfie I posted in there was of me on the day I graduated college. My perfectly made up face is happy ... relieved. I called that one: Sallie Mae Can Suck It. - Author: Tarryn Fisher
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#13. We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return! - Author: Cheech Marin
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#14. Orion nodded, then asked, "Dwarf cheese?"
"Cheese made by dwarfs."
"Oh," said Orion, relieved. "They make it. It's not actually ... "
"No. What a horrible thought."
"Exactly. - Author: Eoin Colfer
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#15. Of course we have free will because we have no choice but to have it. - Author: Christopher Hitchens
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#16. And last, it was after he was relieved to find she was right about Psych. It wasn't geeky. There were no spaceships, alternate universes or fantastical explanations for ridiculous plot devices. It was just damned funny and, to top that, clever. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#17. Well," Cinder finally grumbled. "I guess that was pretty fast thinking."
A relieved grin filled up Thorne's face. "We're having another moment, aren't we?"
"If by a moment, you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, than I guess we are. - Author: Marissa Meyer
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#18. My faith teaches that life is sacred. That's why I personally oppose the death penalty. But I take my oath of office seriously, and I'll enforce the death penalty ... because it's the law. - Author: Tim Kaine
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#19. Focus is a weapon as much as much as your bow. - Author: Erin Summerill
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