Funny Regret Sayings

#1. The better I get, the more I realize how much better I can get.

Martina Navratilova

#2. I didn't actually know what regret tasted like - but I imagined if it did have a flavor, it would be lutefisk.

Angela N. Blount

#3. Don't feel so small and condemn yourself. You are the universe, so love and compliment yourself.

Debasish Mridha

#4. In terms of my own behavior and activity, the funny thing about regrets and saying "I'm sorry," is that there's so much I would do differently and want to do differently moving forward.

Bill Ayers

#5. I can make a case that I regret nothing. After all, most of my mistakes turned out to be things I survived, or turned into funny stories, or, on occasion, even made money from.

Nora Ephron

#6. Only one marriage I regret. I remember after I got that marriage license I went across from the license bureau to a bar for a drink. The bartender said, "What will you have, sir?" And I said, "A glass of hemlock."

Ernest Hemingway,

#7. Story-telling is subject to two unavoidable defects,
frequent repetition and being soon exhausted; so that, whoever values this gift in himself, has need of a good memory, and ought frequently to shift his company.

Jonathan Swift

#8. After that came her biggie: a triple murder
her dealer, the dealer's sister, and the dealer's sister's boyfriend.
Reading that made me feel a little funny that we'd fucked and I'd loved her.

George Saunders

#9. This was a stupendously bad idea." William
"No bitching, Mr. Death I tried to get you to leave." Devyl
"Deeth! And I regret me decision, Captain. Seriously. Should have done it when you told me to."William

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#10. He who lets the world choose his plan of life for him has need of no other faculty than that of ape-like imitation.

John Stuart Mill

#11. Would you like to sit?" Kellen asked her.
"You'd better do it soon," Owen whispered close to her ear, "or I'm going to bend you over that table and break the club's no-penetration-in-the-lounge rule.

Olivia Cunning

#12. I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

Natalya Vorobyova

#13. When you were born the world was smiling, and you cry, because living a life so that you are dying smiled, cried and the world.

Tupac Shakur

#14. Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret.

Cassandra Giovanni

#15. When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.

Ellen DeGeneres

#16. Gerdanlouk, he thinks. An evocative Turkish word, with Arabic roots. It means jewelry, but only jewelry adorning a woman between her lower neck and the top of her breasts. Gerdanlouk. He looks away.

Jenny White

#17. I find it only natural for a storyteller to be interested in storytelling and, for anyone who spends the better part of his or her life writing fiction, it is hardly surprising that the pleasures, worries, and mechanics of fiction-making should enter the work.

Norman Lock

#18. Books can also provoke emotions. And emotions sometimes are even more troublesome than ideas. Emotions have led people to do all sorts of things they later regret-like, oh, throwing a book at someone else.

Pseudonymous Bosch

#19. Great writing isn't safe.

Dan Alatorre

#20. Never abandon your dreams. You may regret it for the rest of your life.

Fabiola Gianotti

#21. I've never been convinced that everything in a relationship needs to be talked about. Some things can't be fixed by a conversation

Lisa Kleypas

#22. I'm never afraid to try something if I think it's funny. And I know I'll regret it if I don't.

Seann William Scott

#23. Oh, hey, kettle, I'm pot and wow, you're black." - Owen

Olivia Cunning

#24. I love fall
The season
of warm colors

Lisa Schroeder

#25. They would regret that they had not killed him; he would get out of that hole and find Juliana sooner or later, even if he had to pursue her to hell itself. "Oh, you won't have to go that far, we are on our way to California," Diego said in farewell

Isabel Allende

#26. I don't regret saying something," I said as he pulled down the street.
He glanced at me."Well, I regret not punching him in the face."
My lips twitched."Sorry. I couldn't let that happen."
"I'm sure I'll get another opportunity," He muttered, squinting out the windshield.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#27. In the paintings I was always interested in taking elements of space and the reality that we know and dissolving it into patterns.

Francesca DiMattio

#28. The habit of reading is the only enjoyment in which there is no alloy; it lasts when all other pleasures fade.

Anthony Trollope

#29. First help those who deserve; if any energy left at all, this time help those who do not deserve!

Mehmet Murat Ildan