Funny Rap Quotes

#1. It was a farewell. Not a good-bye, but a fare ... well. and he had the sense they would.

J.R. Ward

#2. You know it's funny, when it rains it pours they got money for wars, but can't feed the poor.

Tupac Shakur

#3. I have tried ... believe me, I have tried to like rap music. It makes me feel so very, very old. I have tried to get home with the downies.

Dylan Moran

#4. Will Smith is a funny person, a very likable person, but at the same time he can be serious and really handle his business. I'll stay away from talking about his rapping abilities, though.

Colin Kaepernick

#5. I got a funny feeling like something was real wrong ...
Looked at her shoes and her feets was real long!
Then it hit me, Oh please God no,
Don't let this ho turn out to be a John Doe ...
He pulled a fast one on me, yo!

Fatlip

#6. Rappers on their sophomores ... actin' like they boss lords.
Fame's such a funny thing for sure when niggas start believing all those encores.

Pusha T

#7. We must be on guard against the ingratitude and hypocrisy of our own hearts, or we will prove ourselves to lack genuine persevering faith. Let us examine ourselves and seek to follow the Lord in truth.

Anonymous

#8. It would be pretty funny to see a Beverly Hills white girl with mad rap skills.

Tori Spelling

#9. If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"

Chris Rock

#10. I listen to a lot of rap where men talk a certain way about women and I'm not offended. It's meant to be funny. I'm throwing it right back at them with humor, but some people can't take it. They're not used to women talking back.

Kesha

#11. With freestyling it's not about "Say something funny!" That has nothing to do with it. It's about becoming quicker on your feet and knowing that your entire day can go into your rap if you're on it.

Doseone

#12. I love you like a fat kid love cake.

Curtis Jackson

#13. I used to roll up: this is a hold up, ain't nuthin funny.
Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin move but the money.

Rakim

#14. When I was younger I wanted to be a caricaturist. In the end, I've become a caricature.

Karl Lagerfeld

#15. It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.

Sue Ann Jaffarian

#16. With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.

Young Jeezy

#17. Luckily for me, I became a rap star so I'm making enough money to support my family. It's funny because that may seem like the only way that I can do such a task.

Joey Badass

#18. It's funny, my kids and I live together, and I have a lot of actor friends. So my kids think everyone is on television every now and again, since everyone they know pops up here, but there's a whole rap of things they won't watch until they're 16 or 17.

Dallas Roberts

#19. Smile all the while. Don't let miseries pile, for life is just a mile.-RVM

R.v.m.

#20. I think it's cool to do stuff in a different language. Basically, I learned English through listening to rap. A lot of people think it's funny. But it's true; I used to try to get the accents.

Wyclef Jean

#21. Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny.

Prodigy

#22. I think Lafayette wants to rap in French now. I have to go learn some French.
Damn it, Lafayette

Lin-Manuel Miranda

#23. It was Saturday night and I was feelin kinda funny,
Gold around my neck, pockets full of money.

Schoolly D

#24. Funny how the love be fake ... but I ain't stressin'.
Thankful for the love that's genuine ... appreciate the blessin'.

Busta Rhymes

#25. Rap music ... sounds like somebody feeding a rhyming dictionary to a popcorn popper.

Tom Robbins

#26. For me the ideal date would be to drink wine in the backyard under the stars, listen to music and just talk. Then we'd eat steak and, later, dessert. If all went as planned, we'd save some of the dessert and play with it while making out.

Karen McDougal

#27. It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.

Zadie Smith

#28. A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

Niels Bohr

#29. The way our efforts are shunned, at first we don't care. In a way it makes us proud. It's humility. And selfless service is truly selfless if you're never recognized.

Ryan Smithson

#30. I've treated the waistcoat as if it were a corset, so that it becomes the first layer in the process of putting clothes on the body. There is constant motion between layering and revealing.

John Galliano