Funny Scholastic Bowl Quotes

#1. Here's a Challenge: Study a complicated topic in such detail that anyone interested can nod their head and understand as you explain specific concepts within the topic.

Albert Einstein

#2. I feel close to the rebelliousness of the youth here. Perhaps time will seperate us , but nobody can deny that here, behind the windows of Manchester, there is an insane love of football, of celebration and of music.

Eric Cantona

#3. There's no point whining about missed opportunities.

Martin Schulz

#4. I was about to embark on a high-tech version of what I'd done in my first week there, twenty years ago, randomly taking trains out to see if they went back home. I took a deep breath, chose a train line, and started scrolling along it.

Saroo Brierley

#5. Scrimgeour: "It's time you learned some respect!"
Harry: "It's time you earned it.

J.K. Rowling

#6. What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago."

He made a choked sound and smiled - his characteristic grin transformed into something else. "And I almost dragged you into bed then too.

Noelle Adams

#7. Professors of the Dismal Science, I perceive the length of your tether is now pretty well run; and I must request you to talk a little lower in the future.

Thomas Carlyle

#8. Be as productive as possible. Good seed requires consistency.

Troy Gathers