Funny Psychology Quotes

#1. When pointing out the flaws in others, people always end up talking about themselves.

Claire Chilton

#2. You have more issues than Reader's Digest.

Rebecca McNutt

#3. In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart.

Ambrose Bierce

#4. This is my secret
that any moment I might fly away. Everyone on earth but me
and now Violet
moves in slow motion, like they're filled with mud. We are faster than all of them.

Jennifer Niven

#5. Man is nothing but a coagulation of mud and shit ... equipped with instincts lower than those of the pig or crab-louse

Flaubert

#6. Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.

Neel Burton

#7. Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.

Fakeer Ishavardas

#8. In the realm of faith, there is no fear.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#9. Just have fun and take every bit of experience that you can.

Perrie Edwards

#10. I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

#11. To win a little you have to risk something. To win big, you have to risk it all.

Cath Crowley

#12. When I'm writing, I'm writing for a particular actor. When a lot of writers are writing, they're writing an idea. So they're not really writing in a specific voice.

Todd Phillips

#13. Christians are made, not born.

Tertullian

#14. I've seen women insist on cleaning everything in the house before they could sit down to write ... and you know it's a funny thing about house cleaning ... it never comes to an end. Perfect way to stop a woman.

Clarissa Pinkola Estes

#15. Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology.

Noah Baumbach

#16. You're FAT - and don't try to sugarcoat it, because you'll just eat that, too.

Phillip C. McGraw

#17. I often set two alarm clocks because I'm afraid the first one won't actually make me get up.

Kurt Andersen

#18. My mother, my psychiatrist and an assortment of sedatives eventually convinced me I was delusional.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

#19. The usages and methods of warfare are thus determined by changing circumstances and, therefore, they themselves can in nowise be eternal.

Leon Trotsky

#20. A star's light still shines even if there's no one to see it, but without someone to remember Jesse, his light will disappear.

Shaun David Hutchinson

#21. Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.

Raheel Farooq