Funny Psychic Sayings

#1. I learned the joy of giving, and

Anthony Robbins

#2. I have long had a theory Bill Clinton-Hillary Clinton relationship. Not how they met, not that story, not the courtship or any of that. But how it happened that this once-in-a-lifetime woman.

Rush Limbaugh

#3. I [dad] spent hours on the phone. Do you know with whom?'
'One of those psychic hotlines?' Dad gritted his teeth. 'If only ...

Rachel Hawkins

#4. It takes a profound hypocrisy to try to reconcile for others things that you can't reconcile for yourself.

Jerry A. Coyne

#5. There are two metals, one of which is omnipotent in the cabinet, and the other in the camp
gold and iron. He that knows how to apply them both may indeed attain the highest station.

Charles Caleb Colton

#6. What is birth to a man if it shall be a stain to his dead ancestors to have left such an offspring?

Philip Sidney

#7. Restlessness is my nemesis/ It's hard to just chill and sit still

Mos Def

#8. Stop thinking that nobody is "good enough".

Auliq Ice

#9. I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.

Shia Labeouf

#10. If the only advantage of affluence were the ability to buy yachts, sports cars, and fancy vacations, inequalities

Michael J. Sandel

#11. I can't think of another writer who can move me as surreptitiously as Vian does

Julio Cortazar

#12. I snuck a look to see how Eric was taking this, and he was staring at me the same way the Monroe vampires had. Thoughtful. Hungry.
"That's interesting," he said. "I had a psychic once. It was incredible."
"Did the psychic think so?

Charlaine Harris

#13. As the gout seems privileged to attack the bodies of the wealthy, so ennui seems to exert a similar prerogative over their minds.

Charles Caleb Colton

#14. Literature is a wound from which flows the indispensable divorce between words and things. All our blood can flow out of that hole.

Carlos Fuentes

#15. The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed.

Ellen DeGeneres

#16. True Love is a spiritual force that binds two hearts, and two souls, together as one.

Ellen J. Barrier

#17. I followed Kaidan up the stairs, attempting to convince myself that having tea with a demon and his knife-slinging son was nothing to be scared about.

Wendy Higgins

#18. While it is positive for young black males and females to learn discipline and self-responsibility, those attitudes, values, and habits of being can be taught with pedagogical strategies that are liberatory, that do not rely on coercive control and punishment to reinforce positive behavior.

Bell Hooks

#19. If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?

Robin Williams

#20. I'd even had business cards made up reading, ABIGAIL COOPER, P.I. with teeny-weeny little letters underneath in parentheses spelling out PSYCHIC INTUITIVE. Most people think I'm trying to be clever. The truth is, I'm a chickenshit.

Victoria Laurie