Funny Priests Quotes

#1. Y'know, if those pews reclined, and the priests gave the Raiders scores I'd go to church every Sunday.

George Lopez

#2. My writings are the mirror of my soul and the dance of my mind.

Debasish Mridha

#3. I am a believer and a conformist.

Georges Rouault

#4. Gomst's mouth framed a 'no', but every other muscle in him said 'yes'. You'd think priests would be better liars, what with their jobs and all.

Mark Lawrence

#5. It's the fools that make all the trouble in the world, not the wicked.

L.M. Montgomery

#6. I feel shabby - because I've made a name, quite a good name, out of photography. And I still find myself asking the same questions: Who am I? What am I supposed to be? What have I done?

Don McCullin

#7. It's funny to hear priests and nuns argue with each other.

Wendelin Van Draanen

#8. Funny thing, how people keep fighting about religion, when really it's all the same. Seems to me it's the priests who make all the problems; most folks just want good harvests and healthy babies, just trying to get along. If it's not the cattle stampeding, it's the priests haranguing the crowds.

Marion Zimmer Bradley

#9. Seriously? There was a condom brand called Rough Rider? Why not just go with F**k Her Hard and be done with it?

Tara Sivec