Funny Potluck Quotes

#1. When someone points out your past mistakes, look at them dead in the eyes and follow with, 'and I'd do it all again to have the life I have now.

Dan Pearce

#2. Unfortunately, some women want to remake their husbands after their own design.

Gordon B. Hinckley

#3. In winter the very ground seemed to reach up and grab the elderly, yanking them to earth as though hungry for them.

Louise Penny

#4. I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."

Steven Wright

#5. I do not give alms; I am not poor enough for that.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#6. I do wash my hands in innocency, before God and the face of you, good Christian people this day.

Jane Grey

#7. In international affairs, you never threaten things you're not prepared to do.

Sandy Berger

#8. I met my wife and, for the next ten years, we did no films at all. She did the first movie and then I did several after. My first movie was written by Tennessee Williams and directed by Kazan and was called Baby Doll.

Eli Wallach

#9. An able, disinterested, public-spirited press, with trained intelligence to know the right and courage to do it, can preserve that public virtue without which popular government is a sham and a mockery.

Joseph Pulitzer

#10. I will say that Edward Norton, who plays the scout master, would be a first-rate Eagle Scout. He's got all those techniques. If your plane crashes into the jungle somewhere, he would be the guy you would want to have with you.

Wes Anderson

#11. People call me a bedroom electronic musician, which I suppose I am. But I hate most electronic music; I find it really boring.

Max Tundra

#12. This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.

Bill Maher

#13. Smile for me, Patti, as I am smiling for you.

Patti Smith

#14. For at the moment of the final division, the final miniaturization of matter, suddenly the whole cosmos opened up.

Thomas Mann