Funny Pond Hockey Quotes

#1. To those who don't want the truth about Kennedy's assassination to become known, the very repetition of a charge lends it a certain credibility, since people have a tendency to believe that where there's smoke, there's fire.

Jim Garrison

#2. Then he [The Star Child] waited, marshaling his thoughts and brooding over his still untested powers. For though he was master of the world, he was not quite sure what to do next. But he would think of something.

Arthur C. Clarke

#3. I'm not a tail-tucked-between-my-legs type of guy, but this lady is one of the few that can reduce me to begging.

Katie McGarry

#4. An open mind is not an end in itself but a means to the end of finding truth.

Peter Kreeft

#5. Every fairytale has a villain. All high quality happy endings involve a black-hearted monster. I just didn't want you to be mine.

Coco J. Ginger

#6. Ozzy, God bless him, is super talented. He is a great man. He is a man of heart and soul and goodwill. He is a very funny man but he is a perfect poster child of why I have never touched drugs, alcohol, tobacco or fast food.

Ted Nugent

#7. I have now reached the happy age of 23. No, happy is not quite the right word. At this particular moment I am certainly not happy.

Eva Braun

#8. Oh! not handsome - not at all handsome. I thought him very plain at first, but I do not think him so plain now. One does not, you know, after a time.

Jane Austen

#9. Trust is the essence of Leadership.

Colin Powell

#10. The Korean war has always been an unpopular war among the American people.

Paul Robeson

#11. I tried ice-skating and wasn't very good at it.

Anton Yelchin

#12. I'm a black kid from Biloxi, Han-Han. What the fuck do I know about hockey?

Elle Kennedy