Seth Meyers Quotes

#1. Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

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#2. It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

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#3. I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

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#4. 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

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#5. It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

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#6. My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

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#7. The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

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#8. My mother is an incredibly beautiful woman who has laughed at every single thing my father's ever said. At a young age, my brother and I understood that if you can make girls laugh, you can punch well above your weight class.

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#9. I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

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#10. People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

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#11. The nice thing about anger is that, as an emotion, it's strong enough to unplug me from the comedian's mind for a minute and just be a frustrated member of the citizenry.

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#12. When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

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#13. I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

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#14. I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

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