Funny Plank Quotes

#1. I became a novelist because of 'Gone With the Wind,' or more precisely, my mother raised me up to be a 'Southern' novelist, with a strong emphasis on the word 'Southern' because 'Gone With the Wind' set my mother's imagination ablaze when she was a young girl growing up in Atlanta.

Pat Conroy

#2. Certainly, I've never wanted to live on past achievements.

Buzz Aldrin

#3. Death and life are in the power of the tongue, and they who indulge in it shall eat the fruit of it [for death or life]. Proverbs 18:21

Joyce Meyer

#4. I have that precious commodity - freedom. I can live my life a day at a time, and I am open to whatever the next day brings. I know I sound as if I have been off with some guru in India, but I haven't. I've come to realise the value of being able to decide for oneself.

Cherie Lunghi

#5. Music is the highest art and to those who understand, is the highest worship

Swami Vivekananda

#6. He thought the government was trying to enslave humanity by controlling grammar.

Joe Hill

#7. With my first two husbands, I always kinda sensed they thought there was something wrong with me. Maybe I was too flighty or whatever.

Dixie Carter

#8. Is there another word for synonym?

George Carlin

#9. When the master has come to do everything through the slave, the slave becomes his master, since he cannot live without him.

George Bernard Shaw

#10. There is nothing which power cannot believe of itself, when it is praised as equal to the gods.
[Lat., Nihil est quod credere de se
Non possit, quum laudatur dis aequa potestas.]

Juvenal

#11. In the beginning we define what is spiritual. But as you go on, you see that everybody and everything is an instrument of infinity.

Frederick Lenz

#12. Admission of ignorance is often the first step in our education.

Stephen R. Covey