Top 6 Funny Piss Take Quotes

#1. How did you get on to her?

David Baldacci

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#2. He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever wed his unutterable visions to her perishable breath, his mind would never romp again like the mind of God.

F Scott Fitzgerald

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#3. Once more a red fire blows steeply upwards ... the factory will do no more work for Herr Churchill ... tomorrow morning Coventry will lie in smoke and ruins.

Joseph Goebbels

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#4. I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

Stephen King

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#5. Had that asshole from her date tried something? If he did, I'd kill him. I'd nail his fucking guts to the wall, so help me God.

Chance Carter

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#6. You're as good as any other living soul on this earth. Whether other people know that or not doesn't really matter as long as you do.

Elizabeth Haydon

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