Funny Payday Quotes

#1. How was it even possible to know if your brain was malfunctioning, because the very thing you need to think it all through is the very thing that might be playing up in the first place

Mike A. Lancaster

#2. We submit to the majority because we have to. But we are not compelled to call our attitude of subjection a posture of respect.

Ambrose Bierce

#3. Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

Henny Youngman

#4. You will never be satisfied with anything less than the highest you can attain.

Apoorve Dubey

#5. She continues to do her best to inspire and make others smile with her attitude of "it can always get better.

Amy Rankin

#6. Politicians look for interests not people

Bangambiki Habyarimana

#7. All cities are jealous of Paris, but Prague is the envy of Paris.

Alexandra Bracken

#8. We felt there was a creeping tepidness in music, a cloying softness, as if music were only a salve, not an instigator. It's

Carrie Brownstein

#9. We hear the term independent contractors in Iraq. Independent contractors? Mercenaries!

Studs Terkel

#10. I hope America sees I am a goofy guy andI'm kind a crazy, I hope they see that I am a musician aswell, that I have music all around my body - I'm just exfoliating music, and I just hope America sees that.

Casey Abrams

#11. What you see depends on where you stand.

D.L. Morrese

#12. I'm in a small room with pine walls and floorboards. Even the trim is pine, so. Either I was eaten by a tree or I'm in a cabin

Veronica Rossi

#13. It'll be nice not to have to use my fake IDs anymore.

Phil Mickelson

#14. True beauty will radiate regardless. It's not your duty to remove the blinders of those who choose not to see you. Light illuminates light.

Alexandra Elle