Funny Pathetic Quotes

#1. She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit.

Morgan Rhodes

#2. P - Jamie!" I called.
He waded back toward me. "I'm starting to think my name is Pajamie."
"Your name should be Pajerky. You said it wasn't deep."
"Pajerky?" He gave me a skeptical look. "That's Pathetic."
"We'll see how smug you are once I'm on dry land.

Diana Peterfreund

#3. It's funny how a person who evinces bravery in the face of many dangers will become a pathetic example of abject timidity when it comes to putting something strange in his mouth.

Katherine Norberg

#4. It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

Jerry Seinfeld

#5. What a pathetic play from a pathetic human being.

Bill Walton

#6. Stop it. Seriously. This isn't funny.'
'You're right.' A pause. 'It's pathetic.

Sarah Dessen

#7. The public firm can nowhere maintain itself in free competition with the private firm; it is possible today only where it has a monopoly that excludes competition. Even that alone is evidence of its lesser economic productivity.

Ludwig Von Mises

#8. Glaring at the Gasman, ter Borcht said, "Your time is coming to an end, you
pathetic failure of an experiment. Vhat you say now is how you vill be
remembered."
Gazzy's blue eyes flashed. "Then you can remember me telling you to kiss
my-"
"Enough!" ter Borcht said.

James Patterson

#9. Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it' ... but first, you gotta have a dead end job so pathetic you're willing to kill five hours standing in line for a 1 in 25 million chance.

Dennis Miller

#10. We're kind of the comic relief of this movie because most of the stories are very dark. And that's why these plays were so great, because it's such a dark, dark universe that it becomes funny because it's just too pathetic.

Caroline Dhavernas

#11. There were girls at school whose families grew to a robust five or six. There were girls with seven or eight-which was thought a little enthusiastic - and then there were the pathetic ones like me, who had parents that were just helpless to it, and bred as naturally as they might shit.

Anne Enright

#12. I think this whole celebrity world is weird anyway. Weird and funny and kind of pathetic and yet so right for parody.

Ben Stiller

#13. Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'

Dylan Moran

#14. She'd met Colin on a Monday.
She'd kissed him on a Friday.
Twelve years later.
She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Julia Quinn

#15. Even something harsh and difficult is a comfort if we choose it ourselves. If it is imposed on us by others, it is agony.

Cesare Pavese

#16. The center of human nature is rooted in ten thousand ordinary acts of kindness that define our days.

Stephen Jay Gould

#17. I think my work is optimistic - as much as it is pathetic and funny and sad and ridiculous, at the end of the day it's about the hope that something will go right, and the constant wishing for a world where things might start to make sense.

Laurel Nakadate

#18. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, they make bad movie after bad movie.

Peter Stormare

#19. Survival is not important. What matters is how you survive.

Tom Robbins

#20. Time slows. The attic disappears. Jutta disappears. Has anyone ever spoken so intimately about the very things Werner is most curious about? Open

Anthony Doerr