Funny Party Bus Sayings

#1. No matter the content, the message is clear: we are here for their enjoyment and little else. We have to walk through the rest of our day knowing that our discomfort gave someone a hard-on.

Jessica Valenti

#2. On ACHIEVEMENT: "We all need encouragement--I love Notable, Quotable, DO-able Quotes!

Nanci McGraw

#3. The legacy of the Bush administration is a lack of positive action on energy and the environment and profligate and irresponsible spending with no commensurate action to deal with looming liabilities.

Lawrence Wilkerson

#4. Don't worry about how inexperienced you are or think you are, but think about what, with the Lord's help, you can become.

Henry B. Eyring

#5. Life has a habit of not staying hitched. You got to ride it like you find it.

Woody Guthrie

#6. Size is important, no matter what our apologist sisters say.

Tom Robbins

#7. And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you - here I opened wide the door;
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Edgar Allan Poe

#8. When you're a child, you think your family works in a straight line. Then you get older and find out where the curves are.

Brando Skyhorse

#9. I've never bribed my way into a restaurant. I've never slipped a C-note or greased a palm. In truth, I've never even considered it. I've assumed, of course, that people do such things.

David Chang

#10. Hell...chickens,' Jack groused. It was the snickering that really woke me. And the sound of... Elder Jacobs.... muttering, 'Chickens?' 'Kill 'em... bastards,' Jack snorted.

Scarlett Dawn