Party Down South Funny Quotes

#1. I can't see how an unarmed man rejecting a drug deal ended up dead.

Al Sharpton

#2. And where was happiness if it sprung not from the soil? Where contentment if it dwelt not near to Nature?

Ellen Glasgow

#3. Cycling also offers a sense of independence, of being able to get up and go wherever and whenever you want. That's invaluable.

Adrian Bell

#4. It's a terrible process, what you go through, during pilot season. All the shows turn themselves in and there is a good four to six weeks before you get phone call.

Sarah Michelle Gellar

#5. People assume that because you have graced the same stage as the star act, in front of thousands, you must be reaping similar financial rewards. This is a complete fallacy.

John Barrow

#6. Evil does not question itself. Only Hope questions itself.

Craig Ferguson

#7. The eye with which you see God is the same eye with which God sees you; one in seeing; one in knowing; one in loving.

Laozi

#8. Never mind the horse's blind, just load the wagon.

John Madden

#9. To give a man full knowledge of morality, I would send him to no other book than the New Testament.

John Locke

#10. Let's just try to have a marvelous time this weekend. I mean not try to analyze everything to death for once, if possible. Especially me. I love you.

J.D. Salinger

#11. There is no virtue in penance and fasting which waste the body; they are only fanatical and monkish.

Immanuel Kant

#12. Every human heart cries and yearns for the same thing: a chance to fulfill his or her own dreams and desires. Even the poorest man has a dream.

Myles Munroe