Top 14 Funny Parents Evening Quotes

#1. The negative principle that no law is free law, is not much known except among lawyers.

Abraham Lincoln

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#2. I wanna live like I know what I'm leaving

Switchfoot

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#3. Innovation can start with wanting what does not yet exist - and finding a solution - or seeing what does not yet exist - and finding an opportunity.

Max McKeown

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#4. The advantage of horror books is to take the reader and cut him out of the pack and work on him one on one. It has its advantages because the people that are there in the movie theater really are a mob. If you get one guy alone you can do a more efficient job of scaring him.

Stephen King

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#5. A temptation is a decision that has not yet been made.

Stan Spencer

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#6. They stared into the distance as though they were being absorbed into an alternate space-time reality. Perhaps they were. But probably they already had been.

Amy Tanner

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#7. He who has God and everything else has no more than he who has God only.

C.S. Lewis

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#8. The game doesn't change the way you sleep or wash your face or chew your food. It changes nothing but your life.

Don DeLillo

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#9. Stick with me, kids. It's about to get so good...
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Sara Shepard

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#10. What year did Jesus think it was?

George Carlin

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#11. My words did not seem to reach her. Or, if they did, she was unable to grasp their meaning.

Haruki Murakami

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#12. said the bald little androgyny.

Dan Simmons

Funny Parents Evening Quotes #1662655
#13. You do not have to change for God to love you.

Anthony De Mello

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#14. I did study the art of being a barber because I wanted to figure out what my routine would be. Do you start in the front or back? Top or bottom? Swivel the chair or walk around? What I did discover is there's no such thing as the perfect haircut!

Sean Patrick Thomas

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