Top 14 Funny Overdue Baby Quotes

#1. He turned away from the bar as if he could leave the question there. But questions had no location; they could follow him around.

Richard Matheson

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #59059
#2. It was that chemistry. And was the fact that he was president part of that chemistry? I don't know. Maybe. Probably. But it was - I was there because there was chemistry. I wasn't there because, oh, this is the president.

Monica Lewinsky

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#3. I heard my name associated with the Peter Pan syndrome more than once. But really, what's so wrong with Peter Pan? Peter Pan flies. He is a metaphor for dreams and faith.

Mark Burnett

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #456821
#4. What were the chances you'd ever meet someone like that? he wondered. Someone you could love forever, someone who would forever love you back? And what did you do when that person was born half a world away?

Rainbow Rowell

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #655520
#5. Confess then, naught from nothing can become,
Since all must have their seeds, wherefrom to grow,
Wherefrom to reach the gentle fields of air.

Lucretius

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#6. The stove, the bins, the cupboards, I had learned forever, make an inviolable throne room. From them I ruled; temporarily I controlled. I felt powerful, and I loved that feeling.

Mary Francis Kennedy Fisher

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #906723
#7. The secret of happiness is renunciation.

Andrew Carnegie

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1093904
#8. Another day without being arrested for murder and/or covering up a murder was a good day in my book.

Darynda Jones

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1135283
#9. you were temptingly beautiful
but stung when i got close

Rupi Kaur

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1215582
#10. It is not our criminal actions that require courage to confess, but those which are ridiculous and foolish.

Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1286171
#11. We're married. I will protect you. I will die for you. Better than that. I will live for you.

Mary Connealy

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1353718
#12. I can stand brute force, but brute reason is quite unbearable. There is something unfair about its use. It is hitting below the intellect.

Oscar Wilde

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1622165
#13. WhenIWasYourAge: People were never "living with their disease." We cured them. Or they died from it.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1633633
#14. See a pin and pick it up, and, all day long, you'll have a pin.

Terry Pratchett

Funny Overdue Baby Quotes #1779670

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