Top 12 Funny Old Black Man Sayings: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Funny Old Black Man

#1. My dear, this is what's called family.

#2. A man, in his books, may be said to walk the earth a long time after he is gone.

#3. Love is Ability, to maintain, sustain and cherish a relationship

#4. I joined PETA for minks and dogs. I need my beef, my chicken, my seafood.

#5. My mother could never understand why I didn't write a thriller, which I've finally done.

#6. The 60s will be remembered for The Beatles, Andy Warhol and Me!

#7. As an anonymous wit is supposed to have put it: Hydrogen is a light, odorless gas which, given enough time, changes into people.

#8. Social hierarchy doesn't hold a candle to the power of feeling isolated in your own skin.

#9. Play hard. Play smart. Play together.

#10. Most of the people who are given these Rock'n'roll Hall of Fame things sell millions of records, so it's kind of like a trophy for them.

#11. Being stuck in airports, you always end up buying perfume and sunglasses.

#12. Fracking is different. The risks of any single well are tiny compared to a nuclear power plant. But several hundred wells? Several thousand?

Funny Old Black Man Sayings