Top 18 Funny Ocd Quotes
#1. Good taste was out of place in the company of death, death itself was the essence of bad taste.
Toni Morrison
#2. I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.
Russell Howard
#4. I don't have any fear of intimacy, but rather thrive on it, which is rare in a public person.
Jack Nicholson
#5. Your current thoughts are creating your future life. What you think about the most or focus on the most will appear as your life
Rhonda Byrne
#6. The Dharma Path is to keep walking forward. But the true Dharma has no going forward, no going backward, and no standing still.
Ajahn Chah
#7. I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.
Dannika Dark
#8. Arthur Devlin, you and my husband may have been in the same grade, but you were never in the same class.
Clare Vanderpool
#9. Police are people too, and deserve the same respect due all living things. The point is not that they deserve to suffer or that we should bring them to justice. The point is that, in purely pragmatic terms, they must not be allowed to brutalize people or impose an unjust social order.
Anonymous
#10. For me, writing isn't about money and fame. It's about passion, an art form that I want to share with the world, expand the horizons to new worlds, new experiences, and new adventures.
Jason W. Blair
#11. Night helps us appreciate daylight, while lengthy days make us yearn for a good stretch of night.
Richelle E. Goodrich
#12. Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.
Molly Harper
#13. I find my wife hath something in her gizzard, that only waits an opportunity of being provoked to bring up; but I will not, for my content-sake, give it.
Samuel Pepys
#14. It's so difficult to write in motion and get rid of the past tense, and also to create a sense of impermanence.
Gerald Vizenor
#15. I think if you do a lot of interviews, you're laying yourself open. If you put yourself out, accept every invitation to every premiere, then you can't really complain when people knock on your front door and photograph you in the street.
Keeley Hawes
#16. True Wealth is being able to do what I want, when I want. If I can do that, I am wealthy.
J.D. Roth
#18. The more you complain, the more you damage yourself and the world.
Richard Rudd
