Funny Nut House Sayings

#1. I believe that most people aren't that different from one another. Although we might appear to be different on the surface, I think ultimately we all go through the same struggles.

Corey Smith

#2. As a designer, I think you just have to make sure you know what you want and stay true to it. You need to have conviction and really just want to make people think in regards to doing interesting things.

Thom Browne

#3. Most people are so mind-bogglingly aggravating that it's impossible to overreact to them, even if that means killing yourself.

Maija Haavisto

#4. I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly and I do not want to make that mistake.

Paris Hilton

#5. Our vision is beclouded and the pathway of our progress is obstructed until we come to know that god can and does express as Good in every person and every situation.

Ernest Holmes

#6. Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.

Mark Twain

#7. We can never be like lillies in the garden unless we have spent time as bulbs in the dark, totally ignored.

Oswald Chambers

#8. Every time that boy smiles, somewhere a puppy died.

Gwen Hayes

#9. Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life.

Neil Simon

#10. Every blade of grass, every insect, ant, and golden bee, all so amazingly know their path, though they have not intelligence, they bear witness to the mystery of God and continually accomplish it themselves.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

#11. If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

Demetri Martin

#12. I must keep alive in myself the desire for my true country, which I shall not find till after death.

C.S. Lewis

#13. The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral.

David Letterman

#14. I'm a compulsive storyteller, an avid reader, and have always nurtured the secret goal of spending my life as a writer.

Astro Teller