Top 11 Funny Notice Board Quotes

#1. Because I am fully aware of what the word "fat" means - what it really means, when you say it, or think it. It's not just a simple, descriptive word like "brunette" or "34." It's a swear word. It's a weapon. It's a sociological subspecies. It's an accusation, dismissal, and rejection.

Caitlin Moran

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#2. I'm not homophobic, I'm not a bigot, I'm not pandering to hatred.

Sonny Bono

Funny Notice Board Quotes #271723
#3. I lived in London in 1965 and 1972. I love it there and I'm always very creative in that vibe. Would love to live for awhile in Scotland/Ireland and Britain. Great appreciation there for the folk scene and song crafting.

Creed Bratton

Funny Notice Board Quotes #431740
#4. The glass of your life is darkened, and darkly through it you see distorted and ghastly fragments of duty and destiny.

George Arnold

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#5. For love - I would split open your head and put a candle in behind the eyes.

Robert Creeley

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#6. Branding is everything - and I mean everything.

Scott Bedbury

Funny Notice Board Quotes #959212
#7. Men with Honor are not killed by swords, they die of Shame.

Alok Jagawat

Funny Notice Board Quotes #1078501
#8. Olivia imagined a D-day-style invasion of the island, gardeners with saws and shovels parachuting out of the sky and storming the beaches - and were being liberated from the thorny or flowery embrace of climbing vines, deratted, reroofed, fixed up, and condoized. Her apartment

Neal Stephenson

Funny Notice Board Quotes #1152960
#9. Editing is never done. If you think you are done, let it set and come back.

Travis Simmons

Funny Notice Board Quotes #1153093
#10. I nodded dejectedly. She was right. There wasn't a thing that we could do. But perhaps burn a few bunches of incense to Sekhmet. I would utter some frantic prayers to God too even though Christianity hadn't even been thought of yet. It wouldn't hurt to cover all of my bases.

Courtney Cole

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#11. To be wise means to be a teacher, means to be a soul winner. That's our business - That's our only business!

J. Frank Norris

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