Funny No Soliciting Quotes

#1. The intercom buzzes while you're changing your shirt. You push the Talk button: "Who is it?" "Narcotics squad. We're soliciting donations for children all over the world who have no drugs.

Jay McInerney

#2. - Do you ever work? Or do you just walk office to office, soliciting blowjobs?
- I work occasionally. It's just that the BJs are much more exciting.

G.A. Hauser

#3. We like to have a point of view in our stories, not an obvious moral, but a worthwhile theme ... All we are trying to do is give the public good entertainment. That is all they want.

Walt Disney

#4. In this place, he knew instinctively, the lights would never be turned out. It was the place with no darkness.

George Orwell

#5. Look for the message in the mistake, and the magical in the mundane.

Joanne Madeline Moore

#6. I want you to understand me.

This isn't vengeance.

This is punishment.

Ilona Andrews

#7. How could looking into a face of such unparalleled beauty bring about such unprecedented pain?

Fawn Bonning

#8. I enjoyed hitting in the Major Leagues more than in the Minor Leagues. I didn't want to tell anybody it was easier, because I didn't want to sound cocky. But Major League pitchers had better control, and most of them were around the plate.

Willie McCovey

#9. Develop the strength of a man, but live as gently as a woman

Laozi

#10. Somebody called me a homophobe. I'm not homophobic.

Tyler, The Creator

#11. Courage is like a disobedient dog, once it starts running away it flies all the faster for your attempts to recall it.

Katherine Mansfield

#12. Even in the 1950s, President Eisenhower was concerned about what he called a campaign of hatred of the U.S. in the Arab world, because of the perception on the Arab street that it supported harsh and oppressive regimes to take their oil.

Noam Chomsky