Funny Nickelback Quotes

#1. For a decision-the freest of my actions just happens like hiccups inside me or like a bird singing outside me.

Alan Watts

#2. The minute I started addressing my feelings, I actually came out of very negative situations.

Mariah Carey

#3. If a script writer had come up with a story resembling what you have just achieved, even the Hollywood studios would have refused.

Lance Armstrong

#4. Nickelback walks into a bar ... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Dave Grohl

#5. What was it about that short creature with her wild hair and spurious air of purity and why would anyone much less two men love her and to such disastrous ends.

Anna Godbersen

#6. Don't let the tattoo fool you. I'm no angel.

Cat Johnson

#7. I always felt mean, jogging back over the logging road,As if I had broken the natural order of things in that swampland;Disturbed some rhythm, old and of vast importance,By pulling off flesh from the living planet;As if I had committed, against the whole scheme of life, a desecration.

Theodore Roethke

#8. A word, a look, an accent, may affect the destiny not only of individuals, but of nations. He is a bold man who calls anything a trifle.

Andrew Carnegie

#9. Unique is what one person does alone. What is not unique is what others have to collaborate on.

Shannon L. Alder

#10. If you don't have a story that will hold the audience, you won't have a successful show.

Dorothy Fields

#11. There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Dean Martin

#12. Oh, you know. I'm queen of the rumor mill. It seems like there's been a new rumor about me every week since I got here. Comes with being the new girl, I guess. Have you heard the one where I seduced the basketball coach? That's a personal favorite.

Cynthia Hand

#13. collected promotional mugs for all eight of the banks which collapsed beneath me. I lined them up in each new cubicle like heads on poles outside of a cannibal village. My resume was a graveyard of once powerful institutions.

Jeremy Robert Johnson

#14. Behind every work of art lies the enormous pretension of exhibiting one's vision of the world. If such obvious arrogance is not counterbalanced by the tribulations of doubt, all that remains is a monster who is to art what a fanatic is to faith.

Amelie Nothomb

#15. I have chosen you and have not rejected you. So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. Isaiah 41:9-10

Beth Moore