Stupid Nickelback Quotes

#1. As he yanked the cushions off the sofa, the tube of Vaseline flew onto the floor. Both Carter and Martin stared at it for a moment, then Martin blushed, snatching it up. "I have dry skin.

Marshall Thornton

#2. I love acting so much that I have to have that as much as I have to have my time with my kid.

Tammy Blanchard

#3. Oh, no, nothing. It's just - " He sounded embarrassed. "Your lips are really goopy. And wet. Like a glazed ham." Lex exhaled, relieved. True, her boyfriend had just compared her to a pork product, but it was a lot better than the alternative. "I know, it's disgusting.

Gina Damico

#4. We must learn the difficult lesson that the future of Mankind will only be tolerable when our course, in world affairs as in others, is based upon justice and law rather than the threat of naked power.

Albert Einstein

#5. Without Your life I know there is no life. For I was dead in sin and You gave life to me! Without Your life I'd surely rather die! Lord Jesus, live Your life through me! You are life to me!

Dennis Jernigan

#6. In fact, I love singing. I just have a small problem with pitch, tune, melody, and lyrics. But that's never stopped me.

Kevin Daniels

#7. Tereza had gone back to sleep; he could not. He pictured her death. She was dead and having terrible nightmares; but because she was dead, he was unable to wake her from them. Yes, that is death: Tereza asleep, having terrible nightmares, and he unable to wake her.

Milan Kundera

#8. We learn to deceive ourselves while we are trying to deceive others.

Sidney Jourard

#9. To promote knowledge is thus an inescapable duty imposed on every one of the friends of God.

Abdu'l- Baha