Funny Neurosis Quotes

#1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

Kurt Vonnegut

#2. Somehow we manage it: to like our friends, to tolerate not only their little ways but their huge neuroses, their monumental oddness: "Oh well," we smile, "it's one of his funny days."

Fleur Adcock

#3. It's a question of discipline ... When you finish washing and dressing each morning, you must carefully wash and dress your planet.

Antoine De Saint-Exupery

#4. Raisins are a thing that lasts, they come in small boxes, and you always feel like eating raisins, even at six in the morning. A raisin is always an appropriate snack.

Fran Lebowitz

#5. Romance this moment, this hour, this day. String moments together like pearls on a rope.

Rachelle Du Bois

#6. Find peace in your heart but more important ... find peace in your soul.

Timothy Pina

#7. I'm pretty private about my neuroses. You're not neurotic if you talk to yourself - everyone does - you're only neurotic if you hear an answer.

Rachel Weisz

#8. Music is love searching for a word.

Sidney Lanier

#9. The best music you make is relevant to the culture you are in, the timeframe you are in. I want to keep it as relevant as possible.

Julian Lage

#10. In theory I rather admire the Spaniards for not sharing our Northern time-neurosis; but unfortunately I share it myself.

George Orwell

#11. Freud is all nonsense; the secret of neurosis is to be found in the family battle of wills to see who can refuse the longest to help with the dishes.

Julian Mitchell

#12. But darling yesterday I was a different person, today I see you for what you are.

LeAnne Mechelle

#13. Senators don't really provide good gossip - until they do, and then it's an A1 story and they're out of a job.

Amy Argetsinger

#14. PhD made me poorer, without money, but richer in thoughts.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#15. You can't fight the whole world, and you can't keep fighting everyone in your own world. It's not about giving up, it's about letting go.

Sue Fitzmaurice

#16. Sometimes doing the right thing does take more courage, but the feeling it gives you deep inside makes it worth it.

V.C. Andrews

#17. We give up leisure in order that we may have leisure, just as we go to war in order that we may have peace.

Aristotle.

#18. Every canvas that can awaken us more exquisitely and accurately to the infinite and various surface of our experience does that much to sharpen life, and thereby render it more alive.

Alton Tobey

#19. As I make a final right-hand turn onto our street, my GPS informs me that I've "reached my destination". "My destination," I laugh aloud to myself. My GPS doesn't know squat.

Colleen Hoover