Funny Negotiation Quotes

#1. You cannot prevent a major catastrophe, but you can build an organization that is battle-ready, where people trust one another. In military training, the first rule is to instill soldiers with trust in their officers - because without trust, they won't fight.

Peter Drucker

#2. Many of Nature's finest lessons are to be found in her storms, and if careful to keep in right relations with them, we may go safely abroad with them, rejoicing in the grandeur and beauty of their works and ways.

John Muir

#3. The free state offers what a police state denies - the privacy of the home, the dignity and peace of mind of the individual.

William O. Douglas

#4. The art and science of asking questions is the source of all knowledge.

Thomas Berger

#5. Being selfless isn't bad. It is a very rare quality.

M.B. Mohan

#6. A voice saying that other word an alive thing must learn, that other word as necessary to living as taking in fuel and making of it movement, music, leaves, roots, dimetrodon spikes, dancing, libraries, children:
Yes! Yes! Yes!

Catherynne M Valente

#7. When we launched Hulu, everybody was saying, 'Oh, this is going to be a substitute for pay TV in the living room.'

Jason Kilar

#8. Preparations are good in life, prologues ruinous.

Margaret Fuller

#9. And more than anything, I like the improvisation of jazz. That's the same thing with DJ-ing. There's so much improvisation you can do with cuttin' and scratchin' that's reminiscent of jazz music, because it's all about how you feel. You're capturing a vibe and just going with it.

DJ Jazzy Jeff

#10. I'm an old person because I still buy DVDs. I have every one of my albums and 45s - I even have a couple of 33s and I do have a turntable. But I must admit, I don't listen to vinyl today. But I listen to all types of music.

John Waters

#11. My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.

Chelsea Handler

#12. Capitalism is not the system of the past; it is the system of the future
if mankind is to have a future

Ayn Rand