Funny Mulch Sayings

#1. That was the trouble with California in the 1840's. The life was too easy, there was no necessity for struggle, and men must struggle or they deteriorate.

Louis L'Amour

#2. Conscience is the frame of character, and love is the covering for it.

Henry Ward Beecher

#3. Steinbeck wasn't the thirties and Dickens wasn't the eighteen-hundreds. They were of their times but for the ages. Their writings are not products marketed for a brief time until they're out of vogue and discarded on the scrap heap.

Elliot Perlman

#4. The Same, the Same: friend and foe are of one stuff; the ploughman, the plough, and the furrow, are of one stuff; and the stuff is such, and so much, that the variations of form are unimportant.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

#5. I think of what Mamey told me long ago: there are many ways to love and be loved. Too bad it's taken most of a lifetime for me to understand what that means.

Christina Baker Kline

#6. I have so many friends who just have big dreams, and they work their butts off every day to try to make these things happen, and so long as we keep that mindset and remember others, I think we'll be good.

Jennette McCurdy

#7. It's not so much that history is simply cyclical, it seems to progress via recursive, repeated fractal patterns with minute variations.

Grant Morrison

#8. When I was elected President nobody asked me to negotiate between Israel and Egypt. It was not even a question raised in my campaign. But I felt that one of the reasons that I was elected President was to try to bring peace to the Holy Land.

Jimmy Carter

#9. A nutritionist helps me eat healthily at home.

Leighton Meester

#10. Stories are breadcrumbs.
Just follow the trail of books
and you will find me
lost among the galaxies
of scorched stars and ships to Mars.

Nikki Grimes

#11. Those players really believe in him.

Mike Ditka

#12. No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real!

Fidel Castro

#13. Artemis: I am not buoyed by that.
Foaly: You are not supposed to be buoyed by that. You are supposed to be equalized.
Mulch: I'm pretty sure that both of you just made really horrible jokes. But I'm not sure because I think you broke my funny bone.

Eoin Colfer

#14. It isn't changing around from place to place that keeps you lively. It's getting time on your side. Working with it, not against it.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#15. Ah, Feminism in the nineties, what a What is yours what is mine field.

Dennis Miller

#16. Organisations often appoint leaders for their IQ. Then, years later, sack them for their lack of EQ (Emotional Intelligence). Common Purpose argues that in the future they will promote for CQ - Cultural Intelligence.

Julia Middleton