Funny Morning Shift Quotes

#1. Social media is an ingredient, not an entree.

Jay Baer

#2. The day you graduate from childhood to adulthood is the day you take full responsibility for your life.

Darren Hardy

#3. I was clinging to all that had been and, in an ideal world, all that we had hoped for. He, he wanted out.

Freya North

#4. At the heart of sin lies a lack of trust that God intends the best for us.

Philip Yancey

#5. When Ifemelu met Obinze, she told Aunty Uju that she had met the love of her life, and Aunty Uju told her to let him kiss and touch but not to let him put it inside

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

#6. I don't have lavish taste.

Taylor Kinney

#7. What right have I to grieve, who have not ceased to wonder?

Henry David Thoreau

#8. I gotta take notes when things occur to me.

Jeff Bridges

#9. Mastery in Servitude

Meher Baba

#10. We form an association of brothers in all points of the globe ... yet there is one unseen that can hardly be felt, yet it weighs on us. Whence comes it? Where is it? No one knows ... or at least no one tells. This association is secret even to us the veterans of the Secret Societies.

Giuseppe Mazzini

#11. Love alone makes heavy burdens light and bears in equal balance things pleasing and displeasing. Love bears a heavy burden and does not feel it, and love makes bitter things tasteful and sweet.

Thomas A Kempis

#12. I don't bring expectations to any of my books. I don't tell people what to do. I want to invite them in.

Barbara Kingsolver

#13. Thank you for being a friend.

Christopher Huh

#14. We have a huge amount of DNA in common with jellyfish.

Richard Dawkins

#15. If mankind is naturally good, he is sure going against his nature more and more of the time. It sounds like a bad joke: the paranoids are after us.

Herbert Gold