Funny Money Jar Quotes

#1. Give the opponents more than one reason to stare at your feet.

Lionel Messi

#2. All those who die in the Lord, will rise in the resurrection day.

Lailah Gifty Akita

#3. My skin still sings from his touch. His cologne lingers on my shirt, the air kissed by his presence.

Adriana Locke

#4. Kiss me. I want to feel what it's like to be kissed by a man who wants me," I whispered. "Please.

Chanel Cleeton

#5. And so, as the mob backs away to give them space ... as the riot police holster their weapons, standing down, and as Risa takes the podium, calming the crowd with a voice as soothing as a sonata, Connor Lassiter holds his family like he'll never let them go.

Neal Shusterman

#6. Once more upon the waters! yet once more!
And the waves bound beneath me as a steed
That knows his rider.

Lord Byron

#7. I am the Trolley of Love. Free rides before noon and after 11:58 am!

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#8. Roark threw his head up once, for a flash of a second, to look at Heller across the table. It was all the introduction they needed; it was like a handshake.

Ayn Rand

#9. Beyond all our actions stands the larger shadow: How are we to choose between what we have been taught to think right and something else which manifestly succeeds?

Jacob Bronowski

#10. The history of apartheid-era South Africa is incredibly sad and at times infuriatingly incomprehensible.

Henry Rollins

#11. Implementation of a knowledge based economy is a significant precondition for environmental and social sustainability.

Eraldo Banovac

#12. If you try to leave me like this, I will haunt you until the end of your days. I will drop out of classes and become a hobo and will leave you little garbage sculptures telling you how much I love you. Every morning. Right at front of your door. You will never be rid of me.

Thomm Quackenbush

#13. When I got a little older, I started writing for the high school newspaper, 'The Maroon Wave,' and that's when I fell in love with journalism.

Jeannette Walls

#14. She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.

Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#15. White wine is like electricity. Red wine looks and tastes like a liquified beefsteak.

James Joyce

#16. The relationships we have with people are extremely important to success on and off the job.

Zig Ziglar